Little Pilgrim Boy:
The Breathylzer: The early model Terminators were easily identifiable, since Skynet's files on what penises really look like were badly damaged in the initial attack.
Flying Monkey: We're not in New Mexico anymore...
Monkey: I'm Silly and curious...bi-curious.
Ketchup: "Hello...I'm ketchup..."
Pez: Why so serious?
Robin Collector's Edition: Warning: For serious collectors only. This piece of trash costs about $400, but the groin piece is detachable. It's also available in up to size 44 waist for those who have an extra large six pack.
Thing 1 and Thing 2: For those who can't decide which costume to wear, we offer you a choice between Thing 1 and Thing 2. Note: these are both guy costumes, so you can go with your best friend.
Turkey: Sorry lady, no matter how hard you try to look the part, no one is going to "stuff" you.
The Flash: You better be able to run fast, bitch. Run from beatings.
Clifford the Big Red Dog: If he thinks Chris Hansen can't find him if he's dressed like Clifford, he's got another thing coming.
George Jetson: NY Times Headline from the year 2045: "It Turns Out Homosexuality IS Genetic and It Is the Only Gene That Survived the Nuclear Holocaust."
Batman: Oh good. Just in time for the new Tron movie.
Super Jew: This kid better prey to Jehovah that his friends don't see him dressed like this. You know what I would give this kid for candy? Lobster. Lobster wrapped in pork.
Menorah Man: This little bastard better know Jew-jitsu or he's going to get beat so bad, Job will tell stories about him.
Rabbi: Wow-ho-ho, Rabbi. Big pimpin' there. I guess it's true what they say: You can take the Rabbi out of the brothel, but you can't take the brothel out of the Rabbi.
Gorilla: Because "Aborted Gorilla Fetus That Survived and All You Did Was Make Him Angry" was too long of a name.
The Long Arm of the Law: If this costume would have just waited a few years for the Warwick Davis biography starring Sam Elliott, it would have been a front page costume along with the Dark Knight and Iron Man.
Chucky: I guess dolls do go through puberty. That explains why Barbie is being such a bitch.
Barrel of Monkeys: Well, nothing could be more fun than this costume. Which one is the human? Could it be the one with the fabulous tan and make up job? The one the other monkeys are laughing at? Probably.
Hunter and the Lion: She's thinking: "Please let this gun be real..."
Penguin: The good news is that with his arms tucked into the costume like that, he can't even fight back.
Iron Man: Yeah, this costume is pretty much on clearance now, since it has been determined that Iron Man wears boots, not socks, and has gloves. But at least they got the buttons on his breasts just right and his jaundicey color.
Swiss Boy: Oh good, his knee caps are showing. It takes some of the guess work out of it. And he brought you a beer.
Deviled Egg: For those of you who can't decide between dressing up as a retard or dressing up as a bad ass devil...
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