First Rejected Article Pitch

This one did make it to the second round of the article publication stage though. It was an article idea on ridiculous warning signs.



Warning: Do not microwave your Motorola cell phone.






Warning: Do not use your hair dryer while sleeping.






Warning: Do not iron your shirts while wearing them.





Warning: Do not let your children operate heavy machinery or be shot with tranquilizers immediately after taking CHilren's Benadryl.









Warning: Do not put people in the washing machine.










I also had Drano bottles, which contain the warning to not refill empty Drano bottle with beverages and drink from them.